Thursday, February 21st, 2008
A Telephone Call (2008 edition)
function onIdle; global selfesteem address at_wits_end = -1; deluded = 0; elated = 1; state = deluded; while state == deluded; pause(rand(1)*600); state = at_wits_end; for i = 0:5:500, disp(num2str(i)); m = getmessages; if ~isempty(find(m.sender==address)), state = elated; break; end; qualms = rand(1); if qualms < i/1000, state = deluded; break; end; end; end; sendmail(address,’;)’); […]