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Aphorism



Thursday, January 31st, 2008

almost wisdom

If you come to a chicken crossing the road, fork it.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Riddle

What’s in this sentence?

(Answer: ?u?ss??)

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Felinity

There are many ways to skin a cat. The cat likes none of them.

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Advice

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, shoot it.

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Another

If it ain’t broke, don’t pay for its food.

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Schüttelreim

Der Schüttelreim ist innen hohl,
das hört man wenn man hinnen ohl.

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Keime eines funkelnden Aphorismenkristalls

With all the matches they make in heaven, is it any wonder hell is burning?

If you come to a fork in the road, eat.

Who needs presents when one can have pasts?