almost wisdom
If you come to a chicken crossing the road, fork it.
If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, shoot it.
If it ain’t broke, don’t pay for its food.
Der Schüttelreim ist innen hohl,
das hört man wenn man hinnen ohl.
With all the matches they make in heaven, is it any wonder hell is burning?
If you come to a fork in the road, eat.
Who needs presents when one can have pasts?