{"id":709,"date":"2010-01-12T23:48:39","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T21:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/?p=709"},"modified":"2010-01-13T00:01:50","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T22:01:50","slug":"the-handy-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"the handy man"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 5px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/genista\/3487772702\/\" title=\"light falling on bike\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3358\/3487772702_10553d2c41_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>Who can take a Schutzblech<br \/>\nThread it with a screw<br \/>\nReplace it on his bike, and make it look brand new?<br \/>\nThe handy man.<br \/>\nOh, the handy man can.<br \/>\nCause he screws it up with love,<br \/>\nAnd makes the wheels turn good.<\/p>\n<p>Who can stain his fingers<br \/>\nBlacker than the night<br \/>\nFull of grease and tar and dirt, reflecting zero light?<br \/>\nThe handy man.<br \/>\nThe handy man can.<br \/>\nThe handy man can, <br \/>\nCause he grabs the dirty parts<br \/>\nAnd makes them work all right.<\/p>\n<p>Who can take a seat clamp<br \/>\nAnd add the right sized nut<br \/>\nFix the saddle with it and then use it for his butt?<br \/>\nThe handy man<br \/>\nThe handy man can<br \/>\nThe handy man can, <br \/>\nCause he screws it really tight,<br \/>\nAnd makes the wheels turn right<\/p>\n<p>And the wheels turn right,<br \/>\nBecause the handy man hoped they might.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who can take a Schutzblech Thread it with a screw Replace it on his bike, and make it look brand new? The handy man. Oh, the handy man can. Cause he screws it up with love, And makes the wheels turn good. Who can stain his fingers Blacker than the night Full of grease and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,5,57,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brompton-stories","category-englisch","category-jersey","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}