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A new project: alphabet tweets.
\nBecause, why not?
\nClearly, the most important thing is to know what to say.
\nDo I tire already, after only three letters?
\nEvidently not.
\nFascinating, this is the perfect medium for empty chatter, yet I feel strange doing it just for a single letter’s sake.
\nGood lord, is it G already? I really must be going.
\nHow did I get myself into this, you ask? Why, it’s procrastination to avoid thinking, of course.
\nI said thinking, didn’t I? I meant feeling, really.
\nJust when you think you feel something, you feel that you thought wrong.
\nKinda silly, to just post associative paradoxlets like that, but hey. This is twitter.
\nLet’s see, which letter is next? I have the list somewhere around here.
\nMight have misplaced it. Fiddlesticks.
\nNo, here it is. I was at L. Hm, that’s gone now, what to do?
\nOh, I know. Just pretend it never happened.
\nPause, Intermission, go get some refreshments. I must have done, what, dozens of letters already. Exhausting.
\nQuality tweets take time. This didn’t.
\nRandom tweet. Surprisingly, it starts and ends with the right letter.
\nSurprisingly starts with the right letter, too. And ends ends.
\nThis is much sillier than anticipated. Silliness from order. There is a lesson to be learned here. A silly one.
\nUp until now things were hunky dory. But I’m a bit afraid of the tail end of the old ‘bet.
\nVery close. Only one letter separates me and the dreaded X. And that letter is.
\nWell. You know. The one what follows v. Double-vi. Emacs, in other words.
\nXanthophyceae are yellow green algae. That is so very interesting.
\nYellow-green algae! That reminds me. Blue-green algae are not actually algae, they’re bacteria. Did you know that?
\nZounds. I made it. Now what whacky thing will I try tomorrow?
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