{"id":621,"date":"2008-02-21T00:05:34","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T22:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/?p=621"},"modified":"2008-02-21T02:14:27","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T00:14:27","slug":"a-telephone-call-2008-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/?p=621","title":{"rendered":"A Telephone Call (2008 edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre><code>\r\n   <strong>function<\/strong> onIdle;\r\n\r\n   <strong>global<\/strong> selfesteem address\r\n\r\n   at_wits_end = -1; deluded = 0; elated = 1;\r\n   state = deluded;\r\n   <strong>while <\/strong>state == deluded;\r\n     <strong>pause<\/strong>(<strong>rand<\/strong>(1)*600);\r\n     state = at_wits_end;\r\n     <strong>for<\/strong> i = 0:5:500,\r\n       <strong>disp<\/strong>(<strong>num2str<\/strong>(i));\r\n       m = <strong>getmessages<\/strong>;\r\n       <strong>if<\/strong> ~<strong>isempty<\/strong>(<strong>find<\/strong>(m.sender==address)),\r\n         state = elated;\r\n         <strong>break<\/strong>;\r\n       <strong>end<\/strong>;\r\n       qualms = <strong>rand<\/strong>(1);\r\n       <strong>if<\/strong> qualms &lt; i\/1000,\r\n         state = deluded;\r\n         <strong>break<\/strong>;\r\n       <strong>end<\/strong>;\r\n     <strong>end<\/strong>;\r\n   <strong>end<\/strong>;\r\n\r\n   <strong>sendmail<\/strong>(address,';)');\r\n\r\n   selfesteem = selfesteem + state;\r\n<\/code><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>function onIdle; global selfesteem address at_wits_end = -1; deluded = 0; elated = 1; state = deluded; while state == deluded; pause(rand(1)*600); state = at_wits_end; for i = 0:5:500, disp(num2str(i)); m = getmessages; if ~isempty(find(m.sender==address)), state = elated; break; end; qualms = rand(1); if qualms &lt; i\/1000, state = deluded; break; end; end; end; sendmail(address,&#8217;;)&#8217;); [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,63,45,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","category-dorothy-parker","category-geekstuffs","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}