{"id":596,"date":"2008-01-12T22:43:28","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T20:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/?p=596"},"modified":"2008-01-12T22:43:29","modified_gmt":"2008-01-12T20:43:29","slug":"steven-aldiss-haiku-humor-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Steven Aldiss &#8211; Haiku Humor (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image595\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/wp-content\/haikz.jpg\" alt=\"haikz.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" \/> <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nOne umbrella<br \/>\nThe person more in love<br \/>\ngets wet<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\nEven the winner<br \/>\nof the argument<br \/>\nhas a hard time sleeping<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>By saying not to worry<br \/>\nhe says something<br \/>\nworrisome.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One umbrella The person more in love gets wet Even the winner of the argument has a hard time sleeping By saying not to worry he says something worrisome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5,36,21,54,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-englisch","category-japan","category-must-see","category-poetry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genista.de\/engine\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}